January 2011
90 posts
Reblog if your mom is beautiful.
window shopping for clothes online
a new obsession growing quickly inside of me.
That awkward moment ...
missalee:
serendipityadventures:
when a porn tumblr FOLLOWS YOU… TRUE STORY-scouts honor I just figured that out now.. …WHAT ?! why me!! haha, BLOCK :D
ohh man. I read this the other day and just thought it was a funny story..until it happened to me today…there are things that flashed on the screen that i never needed to see haha.
okay, im not even playing.
this just happened to...
don't steal.
i: "what did you take from starbucks!? a chocolate milk!?"
s: "noooo , A SPOON. "
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
That student was Albert Einstein.
always reblog.
That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when that guy named Christian is an Atheist.
Unforgettable Fan Moments With Miley Cyrus
Fan: Miley! I love you. Just gotta ask... who taught you how to smoke a bong?
Miley: YEEEEEZY TAUGHT ME!
my hero ;pp
bahahah.
SLOW COMPUTERS
alyaae:
at first your just staring at the screen waiting for it to load like
then your start getting impatient
and pissed off
and irritated
and then you finnally snap
then it finally loads and your like
and then you click on something else and the cycle repeats
“these are the things i’m addicted to…
1.) bronzer
2.) boys
3.)...”
– Snooki ;) hahaha.
brand new thirstyy shore ;)
not gonna act like im in 4th grade like some other people… time to grow up from this drama.
hah.
awhh, can’t wait for the new jersey shore :D
legooooo. ;)
thoughts while on my period
ow
my vagina is falling off
wow this is dumb
wow there goes a pair of my cutest underwear
im going to kill myself
why wasnt i born a boy
why was i born
omg i bled through didnt i
i hate all of you
aw cute i woke up in a pool of my own blood
at least im not pregnant
“We all lose friends..The key is to keep them in your heart, and when the time is...”
oh. terrible.
i just got out of debt… and i’m already falling back in it.
coachella&&stagecoach… you are so worth it.
out of debt.
someone throw me a partyy
;D
If you got it, flaunt it...make the cowboys want...
what if there was a golden globes category for...
andrewcs:
darrencrississureofthis:
guess who would win every time?
Best Male Voice-Over:
Best Female Voice-Over:
Best Voice-Over By A Black Man:
Best Voice-Over By A White Man:
Best Voice-Over By A Deity:
Best Voice-Over By A Unicorn:
LMFAO!!! ahahahah!
yayy… i love morgann ;)
in debt.
my parents are so loving to me. but now i am in debt with them. bout to fix that after cleaning out the garage, my closet (room), the bumper cars, and feeding horses twice a day for a week.
bring it on.
freedom here i come ;D
i want a dream catcher.
i find it rather hilarious
how my boyfriend && his best friends refer to the word “doug” ;D
kehehe.
“The way I define happiness is being the creator of your experience, choosing to...”
– Leo Babauta (via thresca)
Amen. (via circusrunaway)
31 flavors.
matt: "you are so child like."
me: "NO I AM NOT.... isaac... am i child like!?"
*silence*
me: "-_- awhh come on!"
matt: "well its not bad.. you are just so excited about life!"
dumb girls hall of fame.
tonight toto&& i got inducted into the dumb girls hall of fame; after all of these years.!
;)
cupcake wars inside(and out) of spaghetti factory. my life is grand.
our world is lacking people like her.
“We can do no great things; only small things with great love.” -Mother Teresa —> she is my hero.
she had it all; love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self control.
she walked the walk and talked the talked.
thats what’s wrong with our world nowadays; no one will actually walk the walk… everyone is just all talk. we need to...
“We have not come into the world to be numbered; we have been created for a...”
– Mother Teresa
40 minutes;
non-stop country music 95.1
Watcheveryone is freaking out about finals.
shelby & i don’t see what the big deal is. maybe it’s because our hardest final is over with; maybe it’s because we had no hard finals this year.
but I’m pretty sure it’s because we don’t care. and we don’t worry.
what’s the point with worrying about this… when you probably won’t even remember...
you need to do this. please.
Got to google maps
then click on get directions from japan to china.
Scroll down to #42.
;))
